Green Helmet Guy

Oh, the Huge Manatees!

2006-09-01T21:52:00.000-07:00

[Thanks to lesser satan and End Clintonism Now of FreeRepublic.com, and to Jessica's Well!]

GHG Goes Goatse!

2006-08-28T23:17:00.000-07:00

No wonder your Jew-controlled media says I'm talking out my...*ahem*!

[This pic dumped by dhimmi "Kaboom!"]

Playing the Plame Game...

2006-08-28T23:10:00.000-07:00

"Anyone for some mint tea and yellowcake?"

[This Fitzmas present courtesy of dhimmi Sticky Notes!]

Bring us...a shrubbery!

2006-08-28T23:03:00.000-07:00

Nothing fancy, mind you...

Toto, I don't think we're in Crawford anymore...

2006-08-28T17:30:00.000-07:00

"Infidel cow! This is MY photo-op!"

[The Witch In The Ditch flown in by a dhimmi known only to Allah.]

Would you mind carrying an arms shipment for us?

2006-08-28T17:22:00.000-07:00

No that's not real armor - that would make it too hard to fake an Israeli attack!

[This Ralph-Nader-approved image submitted by dhimmi Anoneumouse!]

Laissez Les Bons Temps Rouler!

2006-08-26T22:22:00.000-07:00

"This crusader storm has devas...what do you mean we're not on yet?"

[Dhimmi Blogger of FreeRepublic.com stormed in with this pic!]

The good guys win in the end

2006-08-26T22:12:00.000-07:00

"NO MORE ANAL PROBES!"

[This baby was reared by dhimmi TheSpaceCoyote of FreeRepublic.com!]

GREEN HELMET GUY: WHAT YOU SAY?!!!

2006-08-25T04:46:00.000-07:00

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

Stay out of the Bushes!

2006-08-24T11:47:00.000-07:00

"Rove, you dog! It was Jesse Jackson who picked your pocket!"

[Submitted by an infidel known only to Allah!]

Rebel without a clue

2006-08-22T21:58:00.000-07:00

Would you believe that Ed Begley wanted us all to drive hybrids?

[This moving violation (of decency) commited by dhimmi Jay Inman!]

Why should Jesus have all the fun?

2006-08-22T21:55:00.000-07:00

I guess this means I'm toast!

[This image cooked up by TrustOnlyMulder of OfficiallyScrewed.com, who also wrote the caption!]

It ain't over 'til the fat ladies...

2006-08-21T16:34:00.000-07:00

Nasrallah, I am shocked...

...I never knew you were a tenor.

[This aria from Ride of the Shaheedi by dhimmi Blogger of FreeRepublic.com!]

Hel-mer Fudd, Part III

2006-08-21T16:31:00.000-07:00

Don't ask.

Just. Don't. Ask.

[This seasonal pic submitted by a dhimmi known only to Allah.]

Sorry for the reduced posting rate...

2006-08-20T19:53:00.000-07:00

...I've been busy at my new job!

[This image employed the Photoshop skills of Anoneumouse!]

When you said "plastics," I thought you meant explosives...

2006-08-19T20:46:00.000-07:00

[You have just been seduced by dhimmi spot beaumont!]

This Chairman ain't Frank Sinatra

2006-08-19T20:36:00.000-07:00

"Please, brother Yassir, you must live! Suha won't tell us where you hid your stolen billions!"

[This non-tragedy submitted by dhimmi monkeyshine of FreeRepublic.com!]

Flat Fatima Meets The Terminator

2006-08-19T20:30:00.000-07:00

The Zionist robot is on the hunt for Flat Fatima... and somehow Reuters captured it on film!

[Submitted by dhimmi Mike Janitch, who also wrote the title and caption!]

I liiiiiiive!

2006-08-19T16:23:00.000-07:00

The dhimmi who updates this blog has been swamped at work, and posts have thus been slow. Expect a major update late tonight...or a Webslave beheading.

Available only while ceasefire holds!

2006-08-17T13:58:00.000-07:00

[A toast of non-alcoholic vodka to the comrade / dhimmis at The People's Cube for this image!]

Un-American Gothic

2006-08-16T15:33:00.000-07:00

"If I wasn't planning on running for President I'd let you use that thing on Bill's *****!"

[This image whistled up by dhimmi Ghost!]

From GHG's scrap(and blood and bone)book:

2006-08-15T19:47:00.000-07:00

Due to the Israeli cutting of Hizb'allah supply lines, I have no witty comments for these pics.

[~1000 words/ea. supplied by dhimmis Alouette, (name witheld), Barking Squirrel, and Sloth!]

Praise Allah...

2006-08-15T16:42:00.000-07:00

...and pass the rocket launchers! My brother Nasrallah has started his own blog! Soon all the Interweb shall be Dar-es Islam!

Green Helmet Guy vs. The "Neo"-cons.

2006-08-14T20:39:00.000-07:00

"Fool! I am write-protected!"

[udi shriki forked this image over (because there is no spoon).]

Can you split that check twelve ways?

2006-08-14T20:35:00.000-07:00

"Thirty pieces of silver?! Who do I have to nail to get them?"

[This passionate image courtesy of abu from Pallywood.]

Green Helmet Guy is feeling much better!

2006-08-14T16:40:00.000-07:00

Here is absolute 100% proof that despite being wounded in an airstrike I am fine! Pay no attention the scent of formaldehyde!

[Creation of this image undertaken by dhimmi D. A. Riley!]

Macho Mujahadeen

2006-08-14T13:50:00.000-07:00

This not what you think! We were just, uh...comparing helmets!

[This picture (sent in by dhimmi theboss) was not taken at the YMCA!]

Green Helmet: The Theme Song - (Almost) Live!

2006-08-13T22:38:00.000-07:00

In a devilish Israeli plot to humiliate the proud Arab people, The Bacon-Eating Atheist Jew has posted a recording of the Green Helmet theme song! Prefidious Jew, I would eat your liver if it were but halal!

RE: Green Helmet Guy Hit in Israeli Airstrike

2006-08-13T20:32:00.000-07:00

[Picture by dhimmi Blogger of Freerepublic.com, who's had worse.]

Tradition!

2006-08-13T17:11:00.000-07:00

[This miracle of miracles courtesy of dhimmi Kitty Myers!]

Yeoooooooowch!

2006-08-13T11:54:00.000-07:00

Breaking: Green Helmet Guy Hit in Israeli Airstrike

Allahu Snackbar! Why did I move in with Bomb Magnet Woman?!

Green Helmet: The Theme Song!

2006-08-13T07:52:00.000-07:00

(sung to the tune of the “Green Acres” theme song)

o/~ Green Helmet is the guy to see
Dead babies for your news TV
He’ll set it up to show his side
Damn Israelis, engaging in genocide. o/~

o/~ Qana is where you’d rather go
He’ll pull the plug if you don’t show
He just creates such tragic scenes.
Truth doesn’t matter just get him on TV screens. O/~

…The Jews?

...No news!

…Dead child?

…Go wild!

o/~ You are a dupe... o/~

Farewell to the truth!

o/~ Green Hel-met Guy is heeeere! o/~

[Lyrics by dhimmi Patrick C. Miller, which he denies is a pen name for Arnold Ziffel.]

Play it again, Samir

2006-08-12T21:31:00.000-07:00

I am shocked - shocked! - to labelled a propagandist. Never would I...no, Abdul, move those dead kindergarteners a little more to the right...engage in anything so low as...not next to the mosaic, you fool; the cameras will strobe! In all my years as a humble civil defense...why haven't those toys been placed yet?! Must go, very busy...

Like Father, Like Son

2006-08-12T21:26:00.000-07:00

This baby fish was bombed by Israel while in school!

[Image fished up by dhimmi Batman of Moonbats on Parade.]

Lies! Nasrallah's djellaba has always been brown!

2006-08-12T16:20:00.000-07:00

Professor Chaos, may your favorite goat give you herpes for printing this slander:

I just got back from dinner with a colleague who recently returned from his hometown in Russia, and he told me that he couldn't help but laugh his butt off at every news report that mentioned the leader of Hezbollah, Hassan Nasrallah.

Why?

Because "nasrala" in Russian means "she who sh*t all over herself."

Sounds about right.

GHG + TB?

2006-08-12T16:08:00.000-07:00

Blessings upon Ali's nosehairs! The wise and beautiful dhimmi Tammy Bruce has written an entry about this page in her blog! Ah Tammy, may you never have a run in your burqa!

Venus de Millstone

2006-08-12T13:31:00.000-07:00

Hillary, my dear! I never knew you had such helmets!

[Orange-marks-the-safety-hazard thanks to dhimmi Dave Runyan!]

So, Kofi, I hear your job is opening up...

2006-08-12T13:15:00.000-07:00

Another day, another disaster area.

[This unnatural disaster thanks to dhimmi Anoneumouse!]

Oh, the Smurfanity!

2006-08-12T09:14:00.000-07:00

"Green Helmet Guy! Come quickly! A Zionist atrocity!"

"Curse the Israeli murderers! Fear not, my little shaheeds, you will be..."

"You idiot! One of them is not dead! Call me back after the next airstrike!"

[This smurfy montage thanks to udi shriki (first pic), and FreeRepublic.com's faq!]

The Horror! The Horror!

2006-08-11T22:16:00.000-07:00

"WAR CRIME!!!"

[This flab-alanche started by weegee of FreeRepublic.com!]

Family Tradition

2006-08-11T22:11:00.000-07:00

"You will be fine, Robert Kennedy! Your brother Teddy will drive you to the hospital!"

[Dhimmi RacerF150 of FreeRepublic.com shot me this image!]

As honest as the New York Times...

2006-08-11T20:57:00.000-07:00

AP Stands Behind Green Helmet Guy

I would rather have them standing in front of me - I forgot where I put the land mines.

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine...

2006-08-11T16:36:00.000-07:00

I think I am suffering from helmet envy.

[Submitted by Druish prince Gary Smith!]

Think of it as evolution in action.

2006-08-11T16:29:00.000-07:00

Remember, Arabic is read from right to left!

[Submitted by madman ben bisley!]

If the corpse don't fit...

2006-08-11T09:13:00.000-07:00

If I've told him once, I've told him a thousand times: "Not knives! Shrapnel! Shrapnel!"

[This pic bloodily gloved by Batman of Moonbats on Parade.]

Hel-mer Fudd, Part II

2006-08-11T08:03:00.000-07:00

Very well, infidels, I have caught him! NOW what do I do with him?

[Godzilla season opened by dhimmi dennisw of FreeRepublic.com.]

Damn your warmongering, Great Satan!

2006-08-11T07:56:00.000-07:00

Mohammed's boil-crusted bottom! Will you stop at nothing to steal historic Arab lands?!

[This image launched by dhimmi Devora Kessin, a.k.a. the Pesky Settler.]

More Israeli Imperialism!

2006-08-11T07:43:00.000-07:00

"First the cheese and the wooden shoes, and now the tulips, and who is controling the the flow of OUR rivers? Exactly, the Zionists! And did I tell you that the Zionists also bought all the canals in Amsterdam? Just for the fun of it..."

[This conspiracy revealed by Retecool, who also wrote the caption!]

Pah! Amateurs!

2006-08-10T23:51:00.000-07:00

You've seen the best, now see the rest.

Zionist Infiltration Alert!

2006-08-10T23:15:00.000-07:00

Alas, brother mujahadeen, Mosaic agents are among us! These no-doubt Mossad affiliates have posted their intelligence gathering at Little Green Footballs, but we shall defeat them - the Jewish devils are easily recognized by their yarmulkes.

Where's Mel Gibson when we need him?

2006-08-10T22:03:00.000-07:00

This one is of no use to me! How can I stage an atrocity with a corpse that disappears after three days?!

[This image nailed up by dhimmi Batman of Moonbats on Parade!]

"I would like thank my co-star, Susan Sarandon..."

2006-08-10T21:56:00.000-07:00

Here I pose with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck after receiving my Best Use of a Dead Child Oscar.

[This award-winning image courtesy of dhimmi Bill Cockshoot of Brain Droppings, who also wrote the caption!]

Haven't heard from Bomb Magnet Lady yet...

2006-08-10T21:52:00.000-07:00

Praises upon Aysha's My Little Pony set! My brother White T-Shirt Guy has his own blog!

Who am I? Why am I here?

2006-08-10T21:30:00.000-07:00

Actually, my friends call me "Skippy."

[Thanks to dhimmi Diana of Solomonia.com for this touching tribute!]

Send in the clones...

2006-08-10T13:00:00.000-07:00

Maybe it's me, but I think that one of these has been Photoshopped.

[These completely honest pix courtesy of dhimmi Anoneumouse!]

Thus perish all who do not submit to Islam...

2006-08-10T12:45:00.000-07:00

"Dad! Next year I get to behead the turkey!"

[This image cooked up by FreeRepublic.com dhimmi MaryFromMichigan.]

Sing along, boys and girls! You know the words!

2006-08-10T07:31:00.000-07:00

The Ballad of Green Helmet Guy
[To the tune of "The Ballad of the Green Berets"]

You see him on the TV...everywhere he seems to be
Always where some people die...he is known as Green Helmet Guy

If a building has been hit...he will be all over it
He's always where some people die...and he is known as Green Helmet Guy

He'll appear out of the blue...he seems to know what to do
Always where some people die...he is known as Green Helmet Guy

Lebanon is his home base...he has such an honest face
He's always where some people die...and he is known as Green Helmet Guy

Hezbollah is needing press...so he'll show up and looked distressed
Always where some people die...he is known as Green Helmet Guy

There is a drone above his head...omigosh, he will soon be dead
He'd always been where people die...we will miss the Green Helmet Guy

[Lyrics by poetic dhimmi doug from upland!]

Must-See Video: Me in action!

2006-08-10T07:06:00.000-07:00

Ever wanted to fake a war crime? Watch and learn! A curse upon the mustache of any dhimmi who does not watch this video!

[Dhimmi PajamaTruthMafia of Freerepublic.com dug this video out of the debris!]

Which b*tch is which?

2006-08-09T21:05:00.000-07:00

"You know, my dear, under Islam I am allowed four wives..."

[Submitted by a dhimmi known only unto Allah.]

Something's not kosher here...

2006-08-09T20:59:00.000-07:00

Jesus, shmesus; this is a message from Allah!

[This divine revelation came unto dhimmi pcottraux of FreeRepublic.com!]

Holy Shi'ite!

2006-08-09T15:15:00.000-07:00

Preparation-H, please.

[This scene of animal husbandry brought to you by dhimmi monkeyshine of Freerepublic.com.]

More Zionist fabrications!

2006-08-09T08:34:00.000-07:00

Badthink! Badthink! Islam has ALWAYS been at war with Eastasia and ALWAYS been aligned with Eurasia!

When planting corpses becomes a headache...

2006-08-09T08:17:00.000-07:00

Apply directly to helmet! Apply directly to helmet! Apply directly to helmet!

[If this post gave you a headache, thank dhimmi reagan_fanatic of Freerepublic.com!]

You bring the shrapnel, I'll bring the stiffs.

2006-08-09T07:30:00.000-07:00

Allah be praised, business at Rent-A-Corpse is booming! Or was that another JDAM...?

[Blessings upon dhimmi servative for the free advertising!]

Cat-tastrophe!

2006-08-08T22:12:00.000-07:00

This baby cat was badly wounded by the Zionist aggression!

[Thanks to dhimmi Sloth of Freerepublic.com, who also wrote the caption!]

Professor Charles Xavier to the red emergency phone...

2006-08-08T21:46:00.000-07:00

Is not my beloved Fatima as brave as she is beautiful?

[Heroic dhimmi dead of Freerepublic.com contributed this pic!]

Are you Fonda me?

2006-08-08T21:31:00.000-07:00

Allahu Akbar and Jeff! If that camel-faced infidel behind me asks "Do you know who I am?" one more time I'll call in an Israeli airstrike myself!

[Dhimmi Sloth of Freerepublic.com had a plan to send in this pic!]

On the bright side, Leonardo DiCaprio dies...

2006-08-08T09:53:00.000-07:00

Here you see another atrocity perpetrated by the evil Jews! Iceberg, Goldberg: No difference!

[Thanks to dhimmi monkeyshine of Freerepublic.com for the pic!]

Fake, but...fake.

2006-08-08T09:46:00.000-07:00

Here is an interview with me, on the most fair and unbiased network in the world. Behold my commanding manner and manly voice! Pay no attention to those men in the background, especially not at around the 1:30 mark!

Light a match, for Mohammedssakes!

2006-08-07T21:56:00.000-07:00

"Nasrallah, you dog! You know this happens every time you eat hummus!"

[Thanks to dhimmi Blogger of Freerepublic.com for the pic!]

Hel-mer Fudd

2006-08-07T21:27:00.000-07:00

"Be vewy vewy qwiet..."

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"Mmmmph!"

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"...I'm hunting wabbits!"

[Dhimmis dead and mikrofon of Freerepublic.com contributed these pics in leiu of jizya!]

Weep, oh heathens, at this shaheedi sha-hottie!

2006-08-07T15:53:00.000-07:00

Behold, unworthy ones, my girlfriend: Duzthizburqa Makemeelooq-Fatima! Avert your eyes, lest her beauty blind you!

I am the luckiest of men, for after repeated real-estate misfortunes my Carbuncle of the Desert has come to live with me! Now, if I can just figure out why my homeowner's insurance was cancelled...

[A bomb belt with a bad detonator to dhimmi dead of Freerepublic.com for the pic!]

Mossad-ities.

2006-08-07T15:38:00.000-07:00

Be wary, brother mujahadeen - I think a spy is among us!

[In gratitude for this pic, dhimmi martin_fierro of Freerepublic.com will NOT be beaten on the soles of his feet...so much.]

Visit Dallas? Pah! This I need like a hole my head!

2006-08-07T15:34:00.000-07:00

I told al-Kennedy to get a green helmet like mine, but did he listen? Nooooooo!

[Thanks to dhimmi dead of Freerepublic.com for the pic!]

Travels in the Great Satan, Part I.

2006-08-07T15:10:00.000-07:00

o/~ New York, New York,
It's a Jihadi's town!
A slow trip up
But a fast trip down! o/~

[Thanks to dhimmi dead of Freerepublic.com for the pic!]

Lies! Lies! Lies!

2006-08-07T14:48:00.000-07:00

In this cauldron of imperialist propaganda are to be found many gross fabrications about me. Click now, least you be forced to marry all of al-Zarqawi's widows!

Fun and sun in Iraq.

2006-08-07T13:52:00.000-07:00

The nerve of your Zionist neo-con warmongering media, to edit me and my friends out of this picture! Just for that, Lootie will not share his Heinekin with you!

Salaam, infidels!

2006-08-07T13:28:00.000-07:00

After a hard day's work staging propaganda photos, there's nothing I like better than kicking back with a cold one and posting pictures of my travels! Join me, won't you?